LUST

LUST IS LOVE WITH PURPOSE

 

TECHNOLOGY

TECHNOLOGY HAS EVISCERATED THE PRIVATE SPHERE

SAVAGE

DAN SAVAGE IS THE BOOKER T OF THE GAYS

Dan Savage is the Booker T Washington of gay people. He is a bigot who happens to be gay. Just look at his hate filled rants against “pedophiles” and anyone else who falls outside the norms of sexual puritanism. He uses the word “fag” as an insult but it’s OK because he’s a gay too. He is a “family values conservative” just like everyone in the Democratic Party. He will be remembered as someone who betrayed the cause.

VIOLENCE

WE NEED TO EVOLVE BEYOND VIOLENCE

EQUALITY

EQUALITY IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE

LISTS

LIST #1

1. stop falling for skaters and other assholes

2. make up mind about existence of god(s)

3. don’t start stalking

4. stay out of jail

5. lie about the past and maybe even the future

LIST #2

1. fugly hats

2. cell phone case from mall kiosk

3. six or seven gel pens (black, blue, NOT red)

4. sad documentary about big world issue

LIST #3

1. about a cheating parent

2. about how history is repeating itself which should be obvious

3. about violations of privacy or other constitution-y matter

4. about discussing one’s sexual orientation at dinner

5. about not wanting to go to college

ASSUMPTIONS

ASSUMPTIONS ARE EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY’RE CORRECT

CONFLICT

CONFLICT EMERGES WHEN COMPROMISE IS VIEWED AS A LAST RESORT

RIHANNA

RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN WILL NEVER STOP TROLLING THIS EARTH

HYSTERIA

HYSTERIA IS FAR MORE DAMAGING THAN THE “DEVIANCE” IT DECRIES.

YOU HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.